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Getting high to calm down.

is that an Oxymoron or what.

Who cares, time to light these marijuanas. <(e_e<)

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its like when i have money weed is cheap, and when im broke weed is expensive. WTF

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Anonymous asked: why is it okay for a black person to call another black person a nigger but when a white person does it, it's racist?






why is it that when white people invaded North America and killed millions of Native Americans they were called “settlers” but when Black and Brown people cross the border they’re called “illegals”?

why is it that when white people kidnapped sold and enslaved millions Black people it was called a “trade”, but when Black and Brown people steal products it’s called “robbery”?




Other words: 
Terrorist/Freedom Fighter

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I thinks its kinda funny how most people subconsciously kinda love their haters.

I mean not as much as your friends obviously. 

but if your number one hater died tomorrow, one of your first thoughts would be.

"Damn! Now i gotta get a new hater".

The point is, if you think about it, you spent almost about as much time thinking about the people you hate as you did thinking about the people you love.

Meh… Some of us anyway.

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So i met a therapist on my way home today and this was our conversation.
  • Me: So i think i have a problem with weed.
  • Therapist: What makes you think you have a problem with weed?
  • Me: Because I'm the kinda person that would get a therapist not because i have a problem, but because i want someone to listen to me trip the fuck out.
  • Me: I mean, I'm already gonna do it, I just someone there to listen to me so i don't feel insane talking to myself.
  • Therapist: *Weird look...with that weirdish mouth expression people do when they've heard something really stupid.
  • Therapist: that's the most fucked up thing I've ever heard, You should definitely stop smoking weed because i cant help you with that man. Ask me something i cant help you with...
  • Me: ...
  • Me: So... if someone told you they murdered someone in one of your sessions, does that patient/ doctor confidentiality thing apply?
  • Therapist: Duuude! *with the same weird look again.
  • Me: Well that's what talked me outta being a therapist. And the fact that I'd just be... prescribing myself weed all the time.
  • Therapist: You've like made me re-think being a therapist... In 5 minutes. I don't think you know how long it took to become one.
  • Me: I probably should stop smoking weed, shouldn't I?
  • Therapist: ...Yeah Probably...
  • : *maybe he was a bad therapist, my questions are still unanswered*
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