What a jay!
So I went to the bank today with a giant bag of weed and said “I want to open a joint account “
- My weed guy: so dude tomorrow is your birthday and all, want some good shit?
- Me: eh, I dunno, surprise me, you're the weed guy.
- My weed guy: you know what I want for my birthday...
- Me: what?
- My weed guy: my girl to dress up as some kinda head giving digimon and fuck me all day!
- Me: * coughing* you see it's times like this when you weird me out.
when i get bored i get high and when i get high i get bored and when i get bored i get high
Holy fuck! for a second there i thought i had too much smoke in my lungs, turns out its just foggy out. this fucking weather had me trying to blow out all the air in my lungs. What a bitch.
remember back in like 5th grade when everyone vowed they would never do drugs